Geriatric Millennials birthday card

$5.50

FACT: People born between 1980 and 1985 were born world weary, so throwing a label like "geriatric millennial" at them isn't going to sting. It's going to feel amazing. Because it's true. We're tired. Please give us some peace and quiet.

This card features a digital illustration of a collection of old folks in 1990s fashions, with the text: "The ‘90s were 100 years ago. You are old now.” See if you can find your favorite '90s character.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design Copyright Eyedot Creative

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FACT: People born between 1980 and 1985 were born world weary, so throwing a label like "geriatric millennial" at them isn't going to sting. It's going to feel amazing. Because it's true. We're tired. Please give us some peace and quiet.

This card features a digital illustration of a collection of old folks in 1990s fashions, with the text: "The ‘90s were 100 years ago. You are old now.” See if you can find your favorite '90s character.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design Copyright Eyedot Creative

FACT: People born between 1980 and 1985 were born world weary, so throwing a label like "geriatric millennial" at them isn't going to sting. It's going to feel amazing. Because it's true. We're tired. Please give us some peace and quiet.

This card features a digital illustration of a collection of old folks in 1990s fashions, with the text: "The ‘90s were 100 years ago. You are old now.” See if you can find your favorite '90s character.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design Copyright Eyedot Creative

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