Join the Birthday Club
You came kicking and screaming into this mortal plane AGAINST YOUR WILL. You never even asked to be here! Ugh. Rude. Let us send you a birthday treat to make up for it. (Even though we really didn’t have anything to do with it. You should talk to your parents. And maybe a therapist.)
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