Capitalist Hellscape birthday card

$5.50

Card features a colorful skull with a party hat against a backdrop of exciting fireworks, and the text: You survived yet another year in this capitalist hellscape!

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

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Card features a colorful skull with a party hat against a backdrop of exciting fireworks, and the text: You survived yet another year in this capitalist hellscape!

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

Card features a colorful skull with a party hat against a backdrop of exciting fireworks, and the text: You survived yet another year in this capitalist hellscape!

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

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