Future's So Bright You Better Crawl Back card

$5.50

Let them know you’re rooting for them but in, like, a deeply funny way.

“Your future’s so bright, you better crawl back into your hole.”

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside

  • Comes with a white envelope

  • Original card design copy right Eyedot Creative / Lindsey Turner

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Let them know you’re rooting for them but in, like, a deeply funny way.

“Your future’s so bright, you better crawl back into your hole.”

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside

  • Comes with a white envelope

  • Original card design copy right Eyedot Creative / Lindsey Turner

Let them know you’re rooting for them but in, like, a deeply funny way.

“Your future’s so bright, you better crawl back into your hole.”

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside

  • Comes with a white envelope

  • Original card design copy right Eyedot Creative / Lindsey Turner

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