Alone Time card for mothers

$5.50

When you have children, you never again get to shit in peace.

What I want for you is some quality alone time on the toilet. You deserve it.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

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When you have children, you never again get to shit in peace.

What I want for you is some quality alone time on the toilet. You deserve it.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

When you have children, you never again get to shit in peace.

What I want for you is some quality alone time on the toilet. You deserve it.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

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