Eat the Goddamn Donut card

$5.50

The world is ending. You don’t need to worry about counting calories. Just enjoy the donut. Life is short.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

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The world is ending. You don’t need to worry about counting calories. Just enjoy the donut. Life is short.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

The world is ending. You don’t need to worry about counting calories. Just enjoy the donut. Life is short.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

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