Build Your Own Holiday Card Pack

from $25.00

The holidays are here and that means it’s time to send out your annual “I’M STILL TECHNICALLY ALIVE” missive to your friends and families. Do it in style with a bundle of our weird, silly, hilarious holiday cards that your friends are guaranteed think are funny or, at minimum, disturbing.

Get deep discounts by bundling! Just note which cards you want in what quantities in the notes field at checkout.

Pick 5 for $25
Pick 10 for $40
Pick 20 for $60

Card options:

Busted-Ass Year
Dumpster Fire
Holy Shit
Litter Box
O Guillotine
Merry Whatever
BINGO (green)
BINGO chaotic (red)
XMAS Birthday
’Tis the Season

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card designs copyright Eyedot Creative / Lindsey

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

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The holidays are here and that means it’s time to send out your annual “I’M STILL TECHNICALLY ALIVE” missive to your friends and families. Do it in style with a bundle of our weird, silly, hilarious holiday cards that your friends are guaranteed think are funny or, at minimum, disturbing.

Get deep discounts by bundling! Just note which cards you want in what quantities in the notes field at checkout.

Pick 5 for $25
Pick 10 for $40
Pick 20 for $60

Card options:

Busted-Ass Year
Dumpster Fire
Holy Shit
Litter Box
O Guillotine
Merry Whatever
BINGO (green)
BINGO chaotic (red)
XMAS Birthday
’Tis the Season

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card designs copyright Eyedot Creative / Lindsey

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

The holidays are here and that means it’s time to send out your annual “I’M STILL TECHNICALLY ALIVE” missive to your friends and families. Do it in style with a bundle of our weird, silly, hilarious holiday cards that your friends are guaranteed think are funny or, at minimum, disturbing.

Get deep discounts by bundling! Just note which cards you want in what quantities in the notes field at checkout.

Pick 5 for $25
Pick 10 for $40
Pick 20 for $60

Card options:

Busted-Ass Year
Dumpster Fire
Holy Shit
Litter Box
O Guillotine
Merry Whatever
BINGO (green)
BINGO chaotic (red)
XMAS Birthday
’Tis the Season

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card designs copyright Eyedot Creative / Lindsey

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

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