Melt the Guns You Fucking Morons T-shirt

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Y’all know Jesus would want you to quit worshipping pew pews and instead do everything in your power to protect precious lives from the deadly, flesh-destroying effects of bullets from weapons of war.

These people walk around barking at the rest of us about how Jesus is the solution to everything, but they don't even actually like or try to emulate any of their own dude's teachings and principles. They don't even like Jesus. They would think he's a woke communist.⁠

Be fucking for real! ⁠

A portion of proceeds from this shirt and other merch will be donated to efforts to pass common-sense gun legislation in Tennessee.

Product details

  • Unisex T-shirt comes in sizes S-3XL

  • 65% polyester, 35% cotton

  • Sizes S-3XL.

  • The shirts print at our manufacturing partner facility when ordered and ship from there; if you order other items they may arrive separately.

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Y’all know Jesus would want you to quit worshipping pew pews and instead do everything in your power to protect precious lives from the deadly, flesh-destroying effects of bullets from weapons of war.

These people walk around barking at the rest of us about how Jesus is the solution to everything, but they don't even actually like or try to emulate any of their own dude's teachings and principles. They don't even like Jesus. They would think he's a woke communist.⁠

Be fucking for real! ⁠

A portion of proceeds from this shirt and other merch will be donated to efforts to pass common-sense gun legislation in Tennessee.

Product details

  • Unisex T-shirt comes in sizes S-3XL

  • 65% polyester, 35% cotton

  • Sizes S-3XL.

  • The shirts print at our manufacturing partner facility when ordered and ship from there; if you order other items they may arrive separately.

Y’all know Jesus would want you to quit worshipping pew pews and instead do everything in your power to protect precious lives from the deadly, flesh-destroying effects of bullets from weapons of war.

These people walk around barking at the rest of us about how Jesus is the solution to everything, but they don't even actually like or try to emulate any of their own dude's teachings and principles. They don't even like Jesus. They would think he's a woke communist.⁠

Be fucking for real! ⁠

A portion of proceeds from this shirt and other merch will be donated to efforts to pass common-sense gun legislation in Tennessee.

Product details

  • Unisex T-shirt comes in sizes S-3XL

  • 65% polyester, 35% cotton

  • Sizes S-3XL.

  • The shirts print at our manufacturing partner facility when ordered and ship from there; if you order other items they may arrive separately.

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