Melt the Fucking Guns pullover hoodie

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Y’all know Jesus would want you to quit worshipping guns and instead do everything in your power to protect precious lives from the deadly, flesh-destroying effects of bullets from weapons of war.

These people walk around barking at the rest of us about how Jesus is the solution to everything, but they don't even actually like or try to emulate any of their own dude's teachings and principles. They don't even like Jesus. They would think he's a woke communist.⁠

BFFR!

A portion of proceeds from this hoodie and other merch will be donated to efforts to pass common-sense gun legislation in Tennessee.

Product details

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

  • Front pouch pocket

  • Design copyright Eyedot Creative / Lindsey Turner

  • This hoodie prints when you order it and ships directly from the manufacturer. If you order other items, they will arrive separately!

  • Because this item is created one-of-a-kind for you, please double check the size you choose, as this item cannot be returned or exchanged unless defective!

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Y’all know Jesus would want you to quit worshipping guns and instead do everything in your power to protect precious lives from the deadly, flesh-destroying effects of bullets from weapons of war.

These people walk around barking at the rest of us about how Jesus is the solution to everything, but they don't even actually like or try to emulate any of their own dude's teachings and principles. They don't even like Jesus. They would think he's a woke communist.⁠

BFFR!

A portion of proceeds from this hoodie and other merch will be donated to efforts to pass common-sense gun legislation in Tennessee.

Product details

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

  • Front pouch pocket

  • Design copyright Eyedot Creative / Lindsey Turner

  • This hoodie prints when you order it and ships directly from the manufacturer. If you order other items, they will arrive separately!

  • Because this item is created one-of-a-kind for you, please double check the size you choose, as this item cannot be returned or exchanged unless defective!

Y’all know Jesus would want you to quit worshipping guns and instead do everything in your power to protect precious lives from the deadly, flesh-destroying effects of bullets from weapons of war.

These people walk around barking at the rest of us about how Jesus is the solution to everything, but they don't even actually like or try to emulate any of their own dude's teachings and principles. They don't even like Jesus. They would think he's a woke communist.⁠

BFFR!

A portion of proceeds from this hoodie and other merch will be donated to efforts to pass common-sense gun legislation in Tennessee.

Product details

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

  • Front pouch pocket

  • Design copyright Eyedot Creative / Lindsey Turner

  • This hoodie prints when you order it and ships directly from the manufacturer. If you order other items, they will arrive separately!

  • Because this item is created one-of-a-kind for you, please double check the size you choose, as this item cannot be returned or exchanged unless defective!

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