Yes, this stupid stuff really happened!

Sources

Donald Jimothy Trump

  1. Trump serves fast food to athletes

  2. Trump indictment tracker

Josh Hawley

  1. Fist pumper to runner

  2. Did insurrectionists smear poo on the walls?

TED CRUZ

  1. Cruz gives speech at NRA convention mere days after students and teachers massacred at Robb Elementary

  2. Cruz cooks bacon on machine gun

  3. Cruz fled to Cancun during Texas’ freeze

MIKE FLYNN

  1. Did Flynn’s insane rant reveal media bias?

  2. Flynn pleads the fifth when asked if he believes in the peaceful transfer of power

  3. Michael Flynn’s holy war

  4. Flynn’s foreign lobbying

SIDNEY POWELL

  1. The kraken? More like the flipper

  2. Sidney Powell’s election charges

LAURA INGRAHAM

  1. Ingraham’s dumb COVID takes

  2. Ingraham still on the hydroxychoroquine train

SEAN HANNITY

  1. Hannity channels ‘The Onion’ with Halloween comment

STEVE BANNON

  1. Audio of Trump’s plan to claim victory no matter what

  2. Bannon: ‘Darkness is good’

ROGER STONE

  1. Stone on voting and violence

  2. Trump grants Stone clemency

  3. Stone has roots in Brooks Brothers riots

  4. Dirty tricks from Roger Stone

  5. Jan. 6 documentary

  6. Stone’s Nixon tattoo

JIM JORDAN

  1. Jim Jordan’s legislative effectiveness

  2. Context to Jordan’s lackluster legislative record

Kevin McCARTHY

  1. Four deals Kevin McCarthy made to become Speaker of the House

  2. McCarthy talks smack about Nancy Pelosi

  3. Pelosi rules; McCarthy drools

MATT GAETZ

  1. ‘Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb’

  2. Gaetz wants to hire Kyle Rittenhouse as an intern

  3. Who is Nestor?

  4. Gaetz won’t be charged in sex trafficking investigation

  5. Gaetz, coke, and escorts

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS

  1. Let’s talk ‘Podiumgate’

  2. Whistleblower says governor’s office illegally altered, withheld records

  3. Governor, we still have questions about that lectern

  4. Frivolous or fraudulent? An audit would decide

RON DESANTIS

  1. Shoemakers have thoughts on DeSantis’ boots

  2. Pudding fingers and more pudding fingers

  3. DeSantis vs. Disney

  4. “Where woke goes to die”

  5. https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/watch-desantis-grinds-teeth-during-grilling/

  6. https://www.dailydot.com/debug/desantis-debate-homelander-video/

  7. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/03/desantis-2024-second-term-00076160

GREG ABBOTT

  1. Texas mass shootings under Greg Abbott

  2. The Texas abortion bounty

  3. Border stunts and the horrible grid

  4. NYC Mayor Eric Adams slams Texas’ migrant busing scheme

CLARENCE THOMAS

  1. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/may/24/clarence-thomas-should-resign-from-the-supreme-court-for-the-good-of-the-court#:~:text=For%20at%20least%20two%20decades,failed%20to%20disclose%20those%20favors.

  2. https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/11/politics/clarence-thomas-black-people-blake-cec/index.html

  3. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/24/roe-v-wade-supreme-court-justice-thomas-says-gay-rights-rulings-open-to-be-tossed.html

  4. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/10/26/clarence-thomas-rv-motor-home-taxes/

  5. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Dong_Silver

KELLYANNE CONWAY

  1. https://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/conway-press-secretary-gave-alternative-facts-860142147643

  2. https://www.salon.com/2018/02/01/kellyanne-conway-the-american-people-have-their-own-set-of-facts/